I must post this first because it really made me mad. I went to the Avs last game of the season last night. It was Game 4 of Round 2, against the Detroit Red Wings. You should keep yourself off the internet if you're trying to avoid the score. They lost 8-2 and it wasn't a sudden thing either.
For the third period it was pretty empty, but my friend and I were hanging in there because I paid good money that I didn't have to get those tickets (I'm still eating 91 cent Totino's pizza as pennance for that, Tuesday's game and the scifi convention earlier in the month). We were one row from the absolute top, but I was with my friend so infinitely excited. Three rows in front of us were these chicks in Avalanche jerseys, "Foote" and "Sakic". They'd been a little bit of beligerent bitches the whole game, lots of popping in and out during the periods and mouthing off.
So Avs are losing and badly, but gracefully (I'm impressed at the sportsmanship) and the Pepsi Center is now full of Red Wings fans as everyone else seemed to give up and leave. "Sakic" and "Foote" came up with a plan to make themselves feel better about "their" team losing. "Sakic" acted as look-out for the usher, while "Foote" dipped her popcorn in her beer and lobbed it at two guys in Red Wings jerseys. My friend said she saw like 4-5 gross pieces of shit bounce off them. I tried to yell at them to say that even if the usher didn't see it, I could and they needed to stop, but bitches don't listen.
After the game ended, the Red Wings guys climbed up the stairs heading towards me and my friend. I guess they thought we were the retards throwing shit, but my friend pointed them the right direction. Then I got up in it. "Sakic" and "Foote" were trying to deny that they did anything. The Red Wings didn't slap them or anything, just went up and talkd calmly, presumedly about how throwing shit at people is like so first grade (or Grade 1, if that's the way you swing). Then the guys came up towards me and my friend. I explained that I'm an Avs fan, but I think throwing shit ain't cool. The Red Wings fans said thank you and pushed off. They were cute, but um, no. Please... they were Red Wings fans!
So then "Sakic" and "Foote" were glaring daggers at us and acted all defeated like "whose team are you on anyway". As I told the guys "I vote Avs AND throwing shit is 'tarded". I started screaming at them that they knew they were wrong and grandmas shouldn't lead their kids astray like that. I pointed at "Foote" on that and when "Sakic" finally got that I was dogging her needs-to-wear-some-sunscreen-this-is-Colorado-for-fuck's-sake-people old fugly friend, she told on me! They were pissed, but then just about pissed their pants when I told them "I'm three rows behind you; if you want to talk about it, you can come up here". Bear in mind that my (girl) friend and I were sitting in our seats still and didn't have two big dumb dudes with us like "Foote" and "Sakic" did. AND the usher was still at the top of the stairs like right behind me; I meant it literally: talk (and maybe edu-macate some dumb bitches about coming correct in public). "Sakic" and her grandma "Foote" stuck their tails between their legs and herded their big dumb dudes towards the stairs on the other end of their row.
I see it as yet another example of racism, because I've started seeing racism everywhere, just like my mother. Which is really a bit sad. But anyway... racism! If some white girl were to get up in their business like I did, you know they would have sassed her back with at least a "shut up, you ugly lying bitch". But no, they thought the black chick was somehow (and somewhy) gonna beat them down in a not-empty arena with their boyfriends and an usher and maybe even security cameras all watching. People, please! Give me sass and keep your damn invisible racist motives to yourself instead.
In case you think this is a big block of text and you didn't get it, here's the gist: DON'T THROW SHIT AT GAMES!!!
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