Monday, May 5, 2008

What's in Tyler Arnason's Head?

Yeah, I asked. What of it?

As I posted previously, I do watch a lot of Avs related stuff that is not games. So, there's part of one show where the sports guy/commentator Kyle Keefe goes and fucks with the players while they're trying to get their practice gear off and go home. I mean, asks them silly questions in the locker room (while they're trying to get their practice gear off and go home). I love it because... well, I'm a bitch and it entertains me.

So question one is a request to spell "mischievous", which elicited some funny "ehs" and "whats" and "I'm not even going to try". Then Annoying Bastard aka Kyle Keefe asks Avalanche forward (and my soon to be Sexiest Man on the Team) #39 Tyler Arnason to spell it. He does like it's a spelling bee. And right, too! Then he unpretentiously admitted to taking no time at all on his appearance in the morning (as sleep is a bit more important) and kept calming answering questions like it's not even a joke. Number 39 also knows what happens when you take the road less traveled by, which got me thinking... professional athletes aren't all stupid goons of more and less goonness? It blew my mind.

Y'all should know I'm addicted to Wikipedia. So wiki says that the newly qualified "Sexiest Man on the Team" went to college. OMG, there are like books in those places! And I think maybe dude actually cracked one open while he was there. Or potentially two: a dictionary and one containing poetry. I wonder what else he read?

(I deleted a whole bash here on my brother-in-law. He knows what it's about, but he won't even know this was deleted on account of not reading! Sister Dear, I hope you love that 'tard a damn lot.)

Anyway, if I ever get the chance to find out the title question, I will let everybody know.

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